Is this true, my mom says so.?

my mom caught me masturbating, and told me that god kills a puppy every time someone touches themselves inapproprietly. is that really true? i love my dog, and i don't want him to die, but it feels so good.Is this true, my mom says so.?
Yup, and if you masturbate too much, hair will grow on your palms.Is this true, my mom says so.?
No, that's not true. She wants you to stop because it's... weird, basically. It's a substitute for sex, and she just doesn't want you to do it. God will not kill a puppy for that reason lol You can keep doing it, I'm pretty sure it's a phase and you'll get over it. But, do it at a time when you know your mom wont walk in on you. That way she thinks you stopped and you wont have to worry about tall tales like that anymore.
When you masturbate, a magical seed grows in your stomach.. The seed then will take over your body! After that, It will control you and make you buy a shotgun, which you will use to shoot your dog.
Of course it's not true. And masturbating is normal and a lot of people do it. So dont feel bad, your mom is just one of those people who dont agree with it =)
No, it's not true.


She probably just doesn't want you masturbating. Oh well, just do it when you're home alone so you won't get caught. That's what I do. Haha. (:


Hope I helped !
If God killed a puppy every time anyone on Earth did that, you wouldn't see animal shelters complaining about the overpopulation of puppies.
lol. how old are you 10? and no it's not true honey, your mom is just saying that because she doesn't like you doing it. but keep doing it! it's normal!! lol.
Its all old wives tales. It IS NOT TRUE! IT IS ALL LIES! she just doesn't want you to masturbate. Is she a christian? It is perfectly natural to masturbate my friend. Just make sure she doesn't catch you.
That is not true! Masturbation is perfectly natural and God does not kill a puppy every time you do it.
Your mother said that, because, she is afraid you will go further by having unprotected sex with girls.
HAHAHAHAAHAH! I cant believe your mom actually said that !!! haha its NOT true ! lol. its an expression like ';Everytime you step on a crack , you break your mothers back';... which doesnt happen haha. lol
lol. sooo not truee.


:) masterbations fun+healthy.
She just doesn't want to know that you do. (I don't believe in him, but) God doesn't kill puppies.
what !?! no thats not true. do as you please, if it feels good it feels good. dont worry about your puppy, hes gunna be fine lol. have fun!
thats bull.


your mom just doesnt want you doing that because she wants you to stay her little man/woman.


srry idk if youre a she or a he.


lol
God won't kill a dog just because you masterbate.
absolutely true. and every time someone gets fired god easts a lobster dinner on the moon.





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So not true.......... It's totally natural
what your mum sais isnt true but what is true is that if you play with it too much it falls off.
Ask her how many dogs she is responsible for killing? And please reming her God is watching!
Almost. It is actually every time you tell a lie or make up a false story.
No not true.
No that's bull sh*t, she just said that so you wont masturbate.
no is not true keep masturbating.. with 4 fingers..
yep...the next time you do a bunny will come to your house and rape you...








no its not true.
no it is not true
no......she just doesnt want you doing it......
I wouldn't risk it....better stop!