How do I know my new jeans are true Mom Jeans and not some sexy knockoff?

Well, congrats on a wise and sensible purchase. To know you have the ';real thing'; you must look for the following. The waist band MUST cover your navel. If not, you may have been had. The price is also a giveaway. If you spent a dime over $30.00, perhaps you have been taken! You will also know that you have purchased a knock off if your daughter EVER wears them. That's a big give away. To be safe, I always shop WalMart, the women's department to be sure! If you see other women over the age of 60 purchasing the denims, you are most likely safe as well. I wish you luck on your shopping endeavors! Always look for pleats, and be certain the butt is plenty large for visits to the buffet eatery's and the hem must be a good inch from you ankles or cankles as it were.How do I know my new jeans are true Mom Jeans and not some sexy knockoff?
This may sound a bit rude, so I apologize. When you have them on, feel the seam where you legs come together. True Mom jeans will have a little slack there, for those special times. Next check the zipper area, does it curve outward as you get toward the top? If so, they might be Mom Jeans. Almost done, check the belt area (you probably don't need a belt because you bought a size too small) are the loops about the same level as your navel? Almost a positive match for true Mom Jeans. The last test, and possibly the most important, look at your backside in the mirror, do the jeans make your butt look fat? It's hard to tell in the mirror, so ask your husband. If he says ';No'; they're true Mom jeans and he deserves a hug.How do I know my new jeans are true Mom Jeans and not some sexy knockoff?
the creamed spinach stains are on the right thigh of the real ones. the knock offs just use strained peas,


and they messed up and put theirs on the left.



they should come up somewhere close to your breasts and fit loosely. The butt should sag naturally too..and be a bit short at the bottoms.
ROFLMAO.








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If they have an elastic panel in the front, they're true mom-jeans.
They are not true Mom Jeans unless you Mom sewed them by paw
They have an elastic waist? They are sexy mom jeans.
The young guys stop hitting on you.
Do they have an elastic waist band? then they definitely are. :D


Oh wait, those are gramma jeans. *sigh*
If the a** part is baggy you know they are the real thing
Don't they have a label that says Mom Jeans???
When the stretchy waist band is two inches above your bellybutton,they are the real thing...xxx
on you it doesnt matter,


they will be sexy anyway
did you buy them in an alley from a guy with l0 watches on his arm and they're all Roolex or Droolex.
they're true mom jeans if they have special pockets for your sagging breasts
Ask a teenage boy! LOL
Do they match your leather bra %26amp; panties?
They are a size 8, not 18?
they make your lower half look huge
you don't until you put them on and the kind of complements you get
do they say LEE on the back? Are they tight legged and have pleats?